Memes That Secure the Bag

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    Table - the bird that lives in this birdhouse makes $240,000 a day by making other birds work in his warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
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    Arm - Her: I forgot my wallet Me: ok then just watch how I eat
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    Tableware - La Croix
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    Dog - How they advertise the chair: How I use the chair:
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    Font - How lazy are you? santiago. @marquestrevon__ I'll keep pressing keys hoping that autocorrect will realise "bwaycxeseqgfsese" was meant to be "because"
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    Forehead - My kids SWED Talentless YouTube Stars
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    Vertebrate - Every documentary about serial killers: "they were alone, they had no friends, no lover, spent all their time at home alone" Me:
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    Forehead - You buy Nestlé chocolate because you enjoy the taste. I buy Nestlé chocolate because I enjoy child slave labour. We are not the same.
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    Dog - When you're sleeping on the couch and someone wakes you up and tells you to go to your bed
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    Green - My dog's pillow fell to the roof couple days ago. It has a new owner now
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    Hand - Me as a Disney princess.
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    Sky - It looks like lightning McQueen paved this road TE ARROW ONLY
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    Food - Teacher hypes up class party all year The Party:
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    Food - 90 Kraft macaroni & CHeese BEER DOUBLE CHEESE IPA ENLARGE
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    Cat - When you're drunk and trying to read the taco bell menu from the passenger seat.
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    Product - "When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship S But FUNCIONARIO CASILLA DEAD INSID BUT STILL HORNY
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    Font - dan chamberlain @amfmpm fourth law of robotics is ya gotta make it so the eyes go red when they turn evil
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    Plant - He's getting the F out of there LL
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    Font - NO INTERNET
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    Plant - Crematorium McCrispy 100% chicken breast fillet A new favourite, here to stay
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    Carnivore - When the server comes to the table while ur chomping on ur food n asks if everything's ok and u just like "isssggoo"
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    Water - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. 40
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    Product - Me lighting up peoples worlds. because I'm such a blessing.
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    Cat - I am God's silliest little cowboy life is my horse and love is my lasso
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    Dog - When I only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30
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    Happy - My wife and I saw you from across the cantina and we really dig your vibe.
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    Eyelash - Lady Gaga had a fake mole & it got bigger and bigger until she became the mole
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    Font - jody @wnbagirlfriend did you seriously just tickle my fancy
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    Smile - is it just me or is this girl wearing a balloon? Han
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    Hood - my cat thinks he's hiding from me but he's so fuzzy his fur sticks through the blinds

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